Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies.
At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going.
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Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what.
"You gave birth to a child!".
I dont know about you but sometimes, the silliest of things, can still be the funniest!Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.Hedgehogs why cant they just share the hedge?The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "Well, do you have any dates?" And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?".The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother, the archbishop is your father.".(Some of my friends may argue that is still the case!).They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
Mother: Why, I thought you said he was perfectly healthy?